Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Math Humor

Here goes nothing:
  • mathematicians who can't hear communicate with ease through sin language.
  • some mathematicians will be pretty hesitant to cosine loans.

  • (at least we have each other, right? 6th period!)
  • if you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one beautiful couple.
  • I like angles, but only to a certain degree. 
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  • dear Algebra: please stop asking us to find your x. She’s not coming back, don’t ask us y.
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  • the mathematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain.
  • to people who are bad at math, the equation 2n+2n is always 4n.  
  • I used to really dislike decimals until I found out it has really good points.
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  • what happens after you miss math class too much? the work starts adding up. 
  • well, I'm just relieved that there's not too much drama in our class, or else we'd have to work out even more problems. 
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  • (p + l)(a + n) = pa + pn + la + ln
    guess what? I just foiled your plan.
  • sometimes (most of the time) we're still hungry after lunch. please bring us some pi?
  • why did the cosine make fun of the sine? it was an odd function.
  • should everyone wear glasses during math class to improve our division?
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  • thanks for being such a great teacher, you really sum things up well. :)